Sadgeddid is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, merciless raccoon.

Sadgeddid created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sadgeddid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sadgeddid, he will come to you in dreams.

Sadgeddid's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sadgeddid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Hide if nine aardvarks approach from the south.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not speak about apples.