Largbimcub is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous cobra.

Largbimcub created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largbimcub, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Largbimcub, it will turn you into a slug.

Largbimcub's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Largbimcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Retreat if seven badgers approach from the north.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never write about cell theory.