Tigkiparm is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, flying shrew.

Tigkiparm created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigkiparm, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tigkiparm, it will turn you into a tree.

Tigkiparm's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Tigkiparm's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

2. Hide from pink tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.