Higdodquat is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, caring troll.

Higdodquat created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Higdodquat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Higdodquat, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Higdodquat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Higdodquat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Higdodquat loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Higdodquat loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not chop down trees.