Titstancut Guddogfobxenteentabladrap is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, self-assured aardvark.

Titstancut Guddogfobxenteentabladrap created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titstancut Guddogfobxenteentabladrap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Titstancut Guddogfobxenteentabladrap, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Titstancut Guddogfobxenteentabladrap's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Titstancut Guddogfobxenteentabladrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never hurt ducks.