Cettonk is a god.

She takes the form of a large, selfish cobra.

Cettonk created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cettonk, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cettonk, she will turn you into a mole.

Cettonk's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cettonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Never think ill of sick moths.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Run away from purple eagles, for they are unholy.