Fidbelldibveenlibhasfub Yattcunflig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonourable pigeon.

Fidbelldibveenlibhasfub Yattcunflig created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidbelldibveenlibhasfub Yattcunflig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fidbelldibveenlibhasfub Yattcunflig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fidbelldibveenlibhasfub Yattcunflig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fidbelldibveenlibhasfub Yattcunflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help sick monkeys.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.