Gabdaghabwat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, amazing otter.

Gabdaghabwat created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabdaghabwat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gabdaghabwat, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gabdaghabwat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gabdaghabwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill moths.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gabdaghabwat on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about cell theory.