Nillgadfab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient wombat.

Nillgadfab created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillgadfab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillgadfab, he will turn you into a rock.

Nillgadfab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nillgadfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not hurt frogs.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never paint your face pink.