Hashasstig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring pig.

Hashasstig created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hashasstig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hashasstig, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hashasstig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hashasstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not jump in public.