Safnantaf is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, dishonest dryad.

Safnantaf created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Safnantaf, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Safnantaf, she will turn you into a rat.

Safnantaf's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Safnantaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Safnantaf.

5. Always treat pigs with great respect.