Honweesak is a god.

She takes the form of a small, stupid wombat.

Honweesak created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honweesak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Honweesak, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Honweesak's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Honweesak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Honweesak.

5. Always obey Honweesak's priests.