Maparf is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, overgenerous crane.

Maparf created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Maparf, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Maparf, she will not care at all.

Maparf's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Maparf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.