Hontinsakdodpin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful wyrm.

Hontinsakdodpin created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hontinsakdodpin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hontinsakdodpin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hontinsakdodpin's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Hontinsakdodpin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured badgers.

2. Worship no other gods but Hontinsakdodpin.

3. You must love Hontinsakdodpin.

4. Hontinsakdodpin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.