Higligfub is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-assured capybara.

Higligfub created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Higligfub, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Higligfub, it will throw large rocks at you.

Higligfub's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Higligfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. You must love Higligfub.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Never eat green fruit.