Fetlining Zenzigciss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust unicorn.

Fetlining Zenzigciss created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetlining Zenzigciss, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fetlining Zenzigciss, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fetlining Zenzigciss' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fetlining Zenzigciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fetlining Zenzigciss.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.