Hugbutvid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous wyvern.

Hugbutvid created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hugbutvid, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hugbutvid, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hugbutvid's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hugbutvid's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never paint your hands yellow.