Cabortgambudcenkipdobquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a large, dishonest hyena.

Cabortgambudcenkipdobquaf created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabortgambudcenkipdobquaf, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cabortgambudcenkipdobquaf, he will send you a sign.

Cabortgambudcenkipdobquaf's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cabortgambudcenkipdobquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Feed all hungry rats.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Cabortgambudcenkipdobquaf on top of important buildings.