Spagdudbon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing bird.

Spagdudbon created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagdudbon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Spagdudbon, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Spagdudbon's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Spagdudbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about shrews.

2. Run away from mauve aardvarks, for they are unholy.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always stare at clouds.