Vedligzot is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, idiotic goblin.

Vedligzot created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Vedligzot, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vedligzot, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vedligzot's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Vedligzot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers in need.

2. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

3. Never wear black ear rings.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Always help tortoises.