Bonbellpod is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage centaur.

Bonbellpod created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonbellpod, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bonbellpod, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bonbellpod's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bonbellpod's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not speak about grapes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.