Fonranpan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet human.

Fonranpan created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonranpan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fonranpan, he will turn you into a goat.

Fonranpan's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fonranpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.