Cubzistjin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, astonishing dragonfly.

Cubzistjin created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cubzistjin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cubzistjin, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Cubzistjin's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cubzistjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must love Cubzistjin.

5. Do not take Cubzistjin's name in vain.