Vadjarnfig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, happy mongoose.

Vadjarnfig created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vadjarnfig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vadjarnfig, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vadjarnfig's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Vadjarnfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt geese.

2. Do not take Vadjarnfig's name in vain.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never skip near horses.