Cunbimflablap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, narcissistic penguin.

Cunbimflablap created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunbimflablap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cunbimflablap, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cunbimflablap's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cunbimflablap's Holy Commandments

1. Cunbimflablap loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Always help birds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cunbimflablap.

5. Always help sick frogs.