Cebzad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane parrot.

Cebzad created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebzad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cebzad, she will think nothing of it.

Cebzad's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cebzad's Holy Commandments

1. Cebzad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never hurt hamsters.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. You must never eat peas.