Cemnib is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced newt.

Cemnib created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemnib, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cemnib, it will turn you into a worm.

Cemnib's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cemnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never mention grasshopers.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Respect your elders.