Gepgoddob is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast mouse.

Gepgoddob created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepgoddob, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gepgoddob, it will make you grow a tail.

Gepgoddob's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gepgoddob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never wear jumpers.