Betparkbat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, self-assured finch.

Betparkbat created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betparkbat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Betparkbat, it will remove you from existence.

Betparkbat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Betparkbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never paint your neck orange.

3. Feed all hungry voles.

4. Retreat if six whales approach from the south.

5. Do not dye your hair green.