Buspigzob is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, blissful giraffe.

Buspigzob created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Buspigzob, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Buspigzob, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Buspigzob's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Buspigzob's Holy Commandments

1. Buspigzob loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always treat shrews with great respect.

5. Never eat green fruit.