Gepbagvog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring jellyfish.

Gepbagvog created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepbagvog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gepbagvog, it will throw large rocks at you.

Gepbagvog's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gepbagvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Gepbagvog on top of all buildings.

5. Gepbagvog loves swans, so they must be honoured.