Hudfarn is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent lion.

Hudfarn created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hudfarn, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hudfarn, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hudfarn's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hudfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Hudfarn loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Never sit in the presence of swans.

3. You must pray to Hudfarn six times a day.

4. Run away from red bats, for they are unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.