Rotrilbednakmis is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental unicorn.

Rotrilbednakmis created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotrilbednakmis, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rotrilbednakmis, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rotrilbednakmis' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Rotrilbednakmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not take Rotrilbednakmis' name in vain.