Somgephat Henbepbon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful weasel.

Somgephat Henbepbon created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Somgephat Henbepbon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Somgephat Henbepbon, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Somgephat Henbepbon's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Somgephat Henbepbon's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not eat oranges.