Neggenmat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, vain monkey.

Neggenmat created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Neggenmat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Neggenmat, she will turn you into a puffin.

Neggenmat's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Neggenmat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Neggenmat.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Run away if six geese approach from the east.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.