Abvidont is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring cobra.

Abvidont created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abvidont, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Abvidont, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Abvidont's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Abvidont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Abvidont's name in vain.

2. Worship no other gods but Abvidont.

3. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the east.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. You must pray to Abvidont four times a day.