Godsismad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous troll.

Godsismad created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godsismad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Godsismad, she will boil you in a big pot.

Godsismad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Godsismad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt bats.

2. Always obey Godsismad's priests.

3. Put Godsismad first in all things.

4. Always look after injured monkeys.

5. Do not listen to music.