Nibsomrigbug is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful troll.

Nibsomrigbug created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibsomrigbug, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nibsomrigbug, he will manifest in front of you.

Nibsomrigbug's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Nibsomrigbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. You must never eat cherries.