Liststrag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, smart mouse.

Liststrag created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Liststrag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Liststrag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Liststrag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Liststrag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray immersed in water.