Damwigdim is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring turtle.

Damwigdim created an up quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Damwigdim, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Damwigdim, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Damwigdim's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Damwigdim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must love Damwigdim.

5. Never talk about gravity.