Cimarfzog is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, able butterfly.

Cimarfzog created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimarfzog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cimarfzog, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cimarfzog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cimarfzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.