Negdavfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, grumpy octopus.

Negdavfeb created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negdavfeb, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Negdavfeb, she will think nothing of it.

Negdavfeb's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Negdavfeb's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. You must love Negdavfeb.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.