Nakhamjon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental slug.

Nakhamjon created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakhamjon, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nakhamjon, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nakhamjon's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nakhamjon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nakhamjon.

5. Do not shave your head.