Yoklablarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, sage wasp.

Yoklablarp created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoklablarp, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yoklablarp, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Yoklablarp's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yoklablarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Yoklablarp on top of important buildings.