Vonkbarnfun is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, flying goblin.

Vonkbarnfun created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkbarnfun, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vonkbarnfun, she will manifest in front of you.

Vonkbarnfun's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Vonkbarnfun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must pray to Vonkbarnfun seven times a day.

5. Always stare at clouds.