Tofbepyess is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, caring alligator.

Tofbepyess created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Tofbepyess, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tofbepyess, she will try to impress you with trees.

Tofbepyess' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tofbepyess' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tofbepyess three times a day.

2. Always treat whales with great respect.

3. Never skip near foxes.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray immersed in water.