Zakrippig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise hyena.

Zakrippig created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakrippig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zakrippig, she will turn you into a snail.

Zakrippig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Zakrippig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Zakrippig.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Always stare at clouds.