Catbamloop is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish dryad.

Catbamloop created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Catbamloop, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Catbamloop, he will curse you with boils.

Catbamloop's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Catbamloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tortoises.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look in ponds.