Legnarttif is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent mongoose.

Legnarttif created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Legnarttif, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Legnarttif, it will remove you from existence.

Legnarttif's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Legnarttif's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Legnarttif loves bats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.