Volmiggem is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, thoughtless wolf.

Volmiggem created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volmiggem, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Volmiggem, she will destroy your home solar system.

Volmiggem's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Volmiggem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.